Friday, January 7, 2011
800x600 Day
Dear Mr. I am so awesome because I am the IT guy,
You inconvenienced me today. Wait for the karma that will be quaking you in your life. 800x600 is not an ideal resolution for a teacher who needs to open so many things on her screen.
May you hang by your cables.
Yours Truly,
N
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Re: Restart your computer
I have already restarted my computer four times.
N
Re: Re:Restart your computer
Restart it for the fifth time. ;-)
IT guy
Subj: Ju go le?
Translation: Do you want to die?
N
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Imagine having someone tell you that when in fact you were a techsupport person in your past job. It's so condescending and absobloodyuseful, right? Right? TGIF? FCKMA. Friday can kiss my a** is more like it.
I swear, they best fix this sh*te. Otherwise, they should move me to a different station, one with more awesome features or at the very least a better resolution and by better I mean I MEAN SMALLER FREAKING WINDOW SIZES.
TO Mr. I am a sucky IT,
You are making me break my DO NOT MURDER anyone 2011 resolution. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
N
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The next response will probably be:
ReplyDelete"Use Windows 95, 800x600 goes best with it!"